Tired of the uninspiring golf tees used at local courses, we decided to unleash the creative potential of 3D printing. These marvels of modern technology are revolutionizing industries worldwide, so we thought, "Why not add some flair to golf accessories?" Thus, we embarked on a daring journey into the depths of the dark web. Our computer may never fully recover, but the result was worth it! By melding an exquisitely rendered model of some pervert's junk with USGA tee guidelines, we've created tournament approved tees that'll jackhammer the competition.

But Cock-Teez are not just about improving your game with pizzaz – we're on a mission to make the world a better place. By partnering with the Testicular Cancer Society, we donate a portion of each tee sold to support their vital work.